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... bshepjr. shep. bj. ... . dot dot dot. ellipsis. kanye bear. addicted to chocolate chip cookies, chicken alfredo, marble slab ice cream, pizza, oreo shakes, fitted hats, basketball, kicks, movies and the love of my life, music.

She’s up all night till the sun, I’m up all night to get some

She’s up all night till the sun, I’m up all night to get some

🌾🌾👀🌾🌾

🌾🌾👀🌾🌾

Baseline chilling. It’s too early smh.

Baseline chilling. It’s too early smh.

Save You (Feat. One Chance)
T-Pain
Freaknik (The Soundtrack)

T-Pain - Save You (Feat. One Chance)

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madlov:

Dualist 

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party-wok:

Better Names for Snack Foods

You do not disgrace the great name of Junior Mints.

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cierammartin:

astrntsnst:

satchmo88:

sarlaccvagina:

BISCUIT CANS ARE TERRIFYING

just laughed for a solid five minutes

True Fucking Story

I jump EVERY time I open one of these. Scary shit.

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cierammartin:

astrntsnst:

satchmo88:

sarlaccvagina:

BISCUIT CANS ARE TERRIFYING

just laughed for a solid five minutes

True Fucking Story

I jump EVERY time I open one of these. Scary shit.

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Let me get this straight: Your slave wife speaks German and her name is Broomhilda von Shaft?

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“Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.

I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I’m telling lies.
I say,
It’s in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
Maya Angelou, Phenomenal Woman

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